February 2012
an old lady who comes into panera thinks I look like katherine mcphee. what.
manchesterorgasm:
if a girl fucks ten guys in a year, she’s a slut. if a guy does it, he’s gay, definitely gay.
awkward that I’ve closed 5 days each week this month and no one has noticed or said anything. and after thursday I’ll have worked friday-thursday every night closing. awkward how I’m not a trainer, yet I know that place inside and out and I’m the only fucking closing person who knows how to do their damn job OKAY. just fucking send me to the training session so I can have a...
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it scares the fuck outta me that the past three times I’ve drank I’ve had either an anxiety attack, a breakdown, or both. It’s like the summer but just not to such a large extent. I just don’t want to go through that again, and I don’t want people to have to watch me go through that. It’s terrible and it’s the reason I didn’t drink for almost four...
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I try so hard to hate Taylor Swift and her...
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My heart still feels like its beating funny and idk why but I have to go to work so I guess we’ll see what happens!
“She loved, had a capacity to love, for love, to give and accept love. Only she...”
– William Faulkner (via lightofhis)
o-valencia:
the two episodes after john ritter dies on 8 simple rules are making me want to cry so much.
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please tell me someone has a photo of jim rash impersonating angelina jolie’s pose because he is such a perfect individual
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“Giving him your heart to stand on will never make a man out of him.
Just a...”
– Alysia/Jasmine (via bollockstoyourassmar)
people that I miss with all my fucking heart and...
chris.
FUCKING GARY OKAY.
kelsey because even though shes home every damn weekend I never see her UGH
PAT WHY WERENT YOU ON HERE THE FIRST TIME OMFG I MISS YOU MROE THAN ANYTHING
and really thats it because Ive seen everyone else on a regular basis and its not like I have that many friends to miss OKAY.
sometimes I think the structure of a poem is beautiful and better than the words then sometimes I don’t think it matters and the words just overwhelm me so much I hardly noticed how it’s structured.
aw I need to see the artist because everyone involved with this film is so cute and great and beautiful.
ofwarandfear:
movie adaptations I refuse to ever see or even acknowledge, both real and hypothetical
the perks of being a wallflower
the catcher in the rye
looking for alaska
thirteen reasons why
heart-shaped box
there’s probably more but yeah that’s it for now
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beautifuldarksnow:
harry potter fans that don’t understand they AREN’T the best movies ever made are just so UGH idek just shut up
Sure, they may not be the best movies ever made, but they deserve an Oscar. That was 10 years of work, ignored by the Academy. So you just shut up.
Not saying they didn’t deserve an Oscar, but to believe it deserves everything it was ever...
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harry potter fans that don’t understand they AREN’T the best movies ever made are just so UGH idek just shut up
moriartays:
I think we all need to remember that the people who choose the winners aren’t 15 year old fangirls.
I never read Frankenstein and now I have a week to write an essay about it! whoops~
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bradley cooper's mustache gave me cancer.
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“Time spent with cats is never wasted.”
– Unknown (via catp0rn)
Thank god I work at panera so I can eat my feelings
I have 20 minutes to get my shit together and get to work. I already told my coworker to not ask me whats wrong. But everyone else will still question me. I’m going to bawl. I’m gonna break down before the end of the night.
Imagine if people didn't have the ability to lie.
not even remotely okay to go to work.
Im going to fucking rip all of my hair out.
too bad chris doesn’t have to fucking deal with this just because he fucking went away to college. my god why does everything come back at once I’m gonna fucking scream. Im sorry I fucking disappointed you. Im fucking sorry. I literally can’t breathe. holy shit.
I think it’s bullshit if I can’t find the discussion questions online because really if it’s not on the internet why does anyone care. OKAY.
Its strange watching my dad not take the reigns and letting my uncle take over some things because my father is so damn stubborn and doesn’t take shit from anyone.
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I’ve got something I’ve been chasing Every day since I started walking. … … And then some days I get lucky I can focus and things are less shaky.
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ghostsandonionskins:
The horrifying thing about moving on
is that sometimes later, you remember things sharper
and you’re not prepared at all
for the terrifying anguish, you once called life
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ofwarandfear:
I’ve got a feeling me and Shannon’s friendship is coming to an end because I’m slowly but surely securing more and more jeggings and abandoning my jeans.
I’m gonna confess that I’ve been wearing jeggings for like the past two months and just didn’t tell you but ssshhhh I own two pairs.
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watching fast times at ridgemont high and all I can think of is #wildtimesatrocklandhigh
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would you all judge me if I admitted I actually...
“Our eyelashes brushed like they would weave together by themselves, turning us...”
– Francesca Lia Block (via dailydoseofquotes)
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Me: Mom, you need to take a break. You've been working on that floor since I woke up.
Mom: I just took a break to do the dishes.
Me: That's not a break. A break is sitting down, eating something, getting a drink, and not doing anything apart from eating and drinking. --Trust me, I know about taking breaks.
Mom: I KNOW you do.
keep in mind she still has no voice.
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I’ll always have a crush on Mark Hoppus no matter how tall his hair gets.
My mother still doesn't have a voice and the jokes...
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The fact that when I talk to people here they just stare at me is exactly why I don’t have any friends
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things my english lit professor has referenced
Monty Python
Lord of the Rings
Indiana Jones
Mean Girls
Spiderman
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but what do I submit to the fucking writing blog because I want to submit something but idk what poem I should do look at these and tell me WHICH ONE: http://asbrightasthemorningsun.tumblr.com/
I have so many words dancing around my head and I DON’T HAVE MY NOTEBOOK WITH ME. math notebook it is.